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MY BEST GUY FRIENNDDD <3 i love you so much, and im writing this to annoy you, because you just love urban dictionary. :p were on the phone now... lol. ahh your sooo funny, and nice, and just amazing. im soo glad i met you in 6th grade ;; and that we are this close. as im writing this, were talking about the definitions of our names on this website. we so cool, everyone wants to be like us :p

lmfao were also on the phone with selena. and right now its 10:45 pm , friday night of 12.2.11 , And i had lost my voice. im writing this because i want it to look long, LOL. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ilysffmmm ! text me boyy , once you finish your shower (; ily <3
lauren: max is a faggot.
max hermann!: oh yes he is.
lauren: he has no life.
max: i know i fight police and pregnant ladies in mafia 2 all day.
by laurenbouskilaaaaaa;* December 02, 2011

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