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Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 08, 2010

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