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An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.
Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.
by cusefan001 February 21, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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