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what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES! also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut. girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore! girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way! |
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