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Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.
Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.
by Mattingus, God of Coitus August 19, 2012

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