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Matthew is a common name for a boy, who is a monkey that fell in love with a gay marine named Michael.
Matthew is in love with Michael!
by J the "Monkey" February 02, 2017
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a male who maturbates A LOT!!
omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!


that matthew is a creeper.
by cuppycakegirly August 29, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Really cute, very sweet guy. He's the best guy friend a girl could ask for! He listens to your constant complaints, never judges you, is okay with being weird with you, and is just about perfect. He would be an ideal boyfriend! When he likes a girl, he leaves her cute notes and thoughtful presents. The only bad thing about Matthew is that it's way too easy to fall in love with him. <3
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, I just got Matthew's number!! He seems like he might like me!

Girl 2: Awesome! Keep me posted!

Next Week:

Girl 1: I think I'm in love... :(

Girl 2: Why is that bad??

Girl 1: He likes another girl! I thought he actually liked me. I guess he was just being sweet. *sigh*
by HaiImAwkward January 20, 2013
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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by That's Gasoline!!! January 28, 2017
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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He's a sting and independent he's not used to showing his emotions but in the inside he's just a little panda u wanna hug And he's very attractive to girls
Girl 1:Woah that's Matthew he's kinda hot

Girl 2:Ikr
by Paiv.kue June 30, 2016
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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What that guy is a real matthew
by Oooglog googlog January 12, 2017
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Probably our name and ur looking it up so this is exactly what ur name means:

Matthew
Matthew is such a fuckboy he probably writes stuff in urban dictionary about how he fantasizes himself
via giphy
by Mr.panda_boss January 23, 2017
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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