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9. Matthew
Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...

What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.

One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.
1. matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
2. matthew
Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".
Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau
3. Matthew
An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.
4. Matthew
<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
5. matthew
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.
6. Matthew
an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to yu with a hugee dick (:
Matthew, I love you.
7. Matthew
A sexy, nice, athletic guy who is kind to everyone and knows how to treat a lady. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. He is out going, fun and just a jokester. He loves to party and fun to be around!
Damn i want a Matthew <3
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