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A Matthew is an amazing best friend and big brother. Matthew can be kind of emo sometimes, but is cooler than all the other emo kids. He doesn't think he looks good, but everyone, even straight guys, thinks he's a stud. He loves to play video games and has a really boring security job that should pay him more money. Matthew is obsessed with cookies and hates Fedex because they always eat his cookies and other desserts, such as carrot cake, that his sister tries to mail to him. Matthew is the big brother that all parents want for their daughters. He is protective and rescues his sister from creepers, sex machines, and other horrible men/boyfriends. Matthew has a lot of female friends because he is such a sweet guy and all the girls want him. In fact, so many girls want him that he's single because he can't choose! Yeah. That's how awesome he is. Other guys are jealous of Matthew because their girlfriends secretly want to do him.
Girl: Whoa, Matthew's a stud!

Johnny Depp: What about me?

Girl: Ew, Matthew makes you look hideous...
by RocketGrunt August 20, 2011
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a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
by dildo boy February 28, 2008
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Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".
Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau
by Matthew Porter October 31, 2007
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An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.
by Sunshine's kiddo December 27, 2008
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<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
by abadhabit July 14, 2006
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an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to yu with a hugee dick (:
Matthew, I love you.
by helloworld(: June 26, 2009
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A sexy, nice, athletic guy who is kind to everyone and knows how to treat a lady. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. He is out going, fun and just a jokester. He loves to party and fun to be around!
Damn i want a Matthew <3
by Cassidy13 February 22, 2012
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In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.
by Matthew Miller the Great November 03, 2007
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