Usually a name for a dumbass, who scratches his armpits and flings poo at other creatures. It cannot survive on its own for it is too dumb enough to even know what it is. Sometimes this creature has the tendency to smell its own ass and fart in its face. This creature is of only one species and is only male therefore, it is a homosexual breed. Sometimes, when startled it will take a massive shit and eat it that way you wouldn't want to go near it. This beast is very hairy and stands about 6 ft. tall. It has a very small penis and very little testicles. Also one of its arms is bigger than the other. When angry its shrivels inside and leaks goo. This is a very different creature, and is not suggested to be around kids, for it is disgusting.
Don't touch that Matthew Vance, it could have a disease!! Or;
That thing at the zoo is definitely a Matthew Vance.