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Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.
OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.
by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013

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