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1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.
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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...
by eric lutherson November 16, 2007
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A boy who can get crossed up in basketball and he's pale.
Look at the kid over there playing ball he's getting dubbed he must be a matt.
by Redslicker88 December 04, 2016
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Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.
b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.
by ahab 101 June 13, 2010
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A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos
oh damn she crying, must've been Matt
by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013
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131
A Gay ass blond who grabs all the ass.
Don't be Matt
by MattIsgaybo May 16, 2016
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132
A gremlin like creature that makes a squealing noise when poked and loves alcohol. The creature is a keen sportsmen and usually specialises in womens sports such as hockey
Wow look at him squeal... he's such a matt

Hes a fantastic hockey player!! What a matt!!!
by Rugbyplayer October 22, 2011
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Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!
by KeepCalmAndHarlemShake March 08, 2013
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