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A boy who can get crossed up in basketball and he's pale.
Look at the kid over there playing ball he's getting dubbed he must be a matt.
by Redslicker88 December 04, 2016
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Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.
b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.
by ahab 101 June 13, 2010
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Matt is a natural stud muffin, Tank, and tends to fart in class... ALOT! Matt is the type of person everyone loves, he's also known to be very tall skinny and a Huge Giants fan. He'll scratch his back alot in class, most likely make the football team for his school and his first car will deffinetly be a blue Mustang GT. Matt goes by the motto "Stay Frosty!" He's also very into girls and instantly goes crazy for all the girls in school. What can we say? Matt is a Tank!
"What's that smell?! I think someone just pulled a matt."

"Man your cool! Your just like matt!"
by Godofwords555 October 02, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos
oh damn she crying, must've been Matt
by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013
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A Gay ass blond who grabs all the ass.
Don't be Matt
by MattIsgaybo May 16, 2016
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A gremlin like creature that makes a squealing noise when poked and loves alcohol. The creature is a keen sportsmen and usually specialises in womens sports such as hockey
Wow look at him squeal... he's such a matt

Hes a fantastic hockey player!! What a matt!!!
by Rugbyplayer October 22, 2011
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Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!
by KeepCalmAndHarlemShake March 08, 2013
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