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Matt is the kind of guy who as a wonderful girl friend. However, when she goes off to college he gets with as many girls as he can. in other words a complete jerk! who doesnt deserve to have a girl friend or get any at all!
Person #1.)hey have you seen matt?
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.
by Mathew Perryman May 21, 2008
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1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.
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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...
by eric lutherson November 16, 2007
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He is a short, fuzzy, and resembles a Hobbit. They often run into the street where they will spin in circles and yell before walking back onto the sidewalk. Matt's are very shy creatures, and will usually run from any form of anything like a little girl.
Here we see the wild Matt, grazing on the tall grass, as the lion approaches the Matt runs away, the lion is left to starve

-David Attenborough
by John Not hammond April 23, 2017
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A boy who can get crossed up in basketball and he's pale.
Look at the kid over there playing ball he's getting dubbed he must be a matt.
by Redslicker88 December 04, 2016
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Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.
b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.
by ahab 101 June 13, 2010
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Matt is a natural stud muffin, Tank, and tends to fart in class... ALOT! Matt is the type of person everyone loves, he's also known to be very tall skinny and a Huge Giants fan. He'll scratch his back alot in class, most likely make the football team for his school and his first car will deffinetly be a blue Mustang GT. Matt goes by the motto "Stay Frosty!" He's also very into girls and instantly goes crazy for all the girls in school. What can we say? Matt is a Tank!
"What's that smell?! I think someone just pulled a matt."

"Man your cool! Your just like matt!"
by Godofwords555 October 02, 2013
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A Gay ass blond who grabs all the ass.
Don't be Matt
by MattIsgaybo May 16, 2016
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