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Boy: wanna fuck?;
Girl: go to hell, matt
by omfgfmlhi March 19, 2009
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Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
matt is sexy
by Deirdre Orneles February 10, 2009
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Guy 1: can i see you penis
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
by Plungie January 17, 2014
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A big meanie who cheats at Trivia Crack! A soulless ginger!
Matt, you son of a bitch, stop beating me at Trivia Crack!
by smiley79 June 22, 2015
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Matt goes to six flags a lot.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.

he owns a maroon jeep.

he steals phones.

and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.

and matt is really thirsty.
Matt is a loser
by wastebasket007 August 02, 2012
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A very disgusting fat kid with a horrible odor...is in need of a bra and some soap.
by Sc3n3 los3r May 30, 2011
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A man who truly cares for anyone and everyone he meets. His sweet and funny personality will win you over instantly! Also known for being extremely handsome and charming, but that is not the important part! (It is just a bonus!!) The truth is, he is the most perfect human being of all, without a doubt. His words will leave you speechless. His hugs will leave you breathless. His heart will leave you doubtless, doubtless of the fact that he is perfect. The girl who holds his heart is lucky. She may never truly deserve him, but he means everything to her. She loves him, and he loves her. Same boy meets girl story. Where a star shines his light on a stone, so that she shines in the darkness of her world. Love is powerful, and when shared with Matt, it is forever.
That young man is so perfect, he must be named Matt!
by TheLoveOfYourLife February 15, 2013
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