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a guy with a really nice toothbrush
have you seen matts toothbrush?!!! its soooo high end
by mattyp319 October 14, 2011
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Adjective: To violently rape a male from behind
Hey he just pulled a Matt on that guy
by Shadow34567 August 02, 2007
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the other half of a human being with a connection of minds with said person that increases with distance.
often capable of finishing the other person's sentences or thoughts.
more often that not denies their homosexuality
is able to become the person who he is the other half of.
Tyler- dude i just--
Matt- i kno i saw her at the same time
Tyler- its like-
Matt- her boobs are the size of your head i kno...
Tyler-...your so--
Matt- i am not gay or bisexual.
Tyler-...get out of my--
Matt- head? i cant u got half of my mind there bitch.
Tyler-....sonva
Matt-bitch!
by freestyler64 July 09, 2009
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Handsome guy who picks hair off couches.

Also known to turn into a fridge bear at night.
My couches look so good because I have a Matt.

Where are all the chips? Oh, we have a Matt.
by Lissa-berg February 03, 2010
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A Matt is a true born champion, they are also very smooth with the ladies and very outgoing.
Matt's are also amazing at sports.
Everybody loves a Matt
Oh look that team has a Matt, guess we are screwed.
by MattJ21 October 26, 2014
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An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.
Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...
by Dontletyourmemesbedreams January 19, 2017
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Thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's studying to be an engineer, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he is a total fucking tool bag. Often resembles an uglier version of Bob Sagat but is somehow convinced he is gods gift to woman. Even his friends think he is an ass hole. Acts like a huge dick, yet his actual penis resembles a shriveled raisin. If you meet someone named Matt, it is your civil duty to kick him square in the balls. He is the asshole of society.
person1: Who's that total douche bag?

person 2: Oh, that's Matt. He's a fucking ass hole.
by Fo' Shizz December 02, 2012
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