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A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
by Emilyyyy (: September 29, 2011
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matt is a person who is easy to fall for with his good looks and amazing personality, but he can be extremely hard to read. When you spend time with him he's sweet and lovable but when your away from each other you'll be confused if he even likes you as a friend or not. And not to mention you'll miss him like crazy. When matt DOES have a girlfriend, he will be a very good boyfriend, and treat her well. BEWARE because matt will leave you confused for a LONG time, and you won't be able to give up or forget about him.
Girl 1: Does matt hate me or something?
Girl 2: I dont know...hes so confusing.
by rose2088 October 01, 2011
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
by orrin October 30, 2007
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Matt is a very creative and extremely ambitious person. He is not afraid to break the rules sometimes and have fun, but he knows where the boundaries lie. Matt has a serious side to him, but he is also goofy and fun. He is responsible, trustworthy, intelligent, and kind. He knows what he believes in and sticks to it. He is respectful to both others and himself. Matt knows how to enjoy the little and beautiful things in life, like sunsets and stargazing. He has great taste in music and in movies. He has excellent moral standards for both himself and those with whom he surrounds himself. Matt is the kind of guy who makes you want to become a better person, and once you know him, you won't forget him.
Matt is the one of the greatest friends I've ever had!
by Vubaluberubie July 18, 2010
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Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Matt does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.
by Taozoo4u March 08, 2011
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a cute, adorable, sweet, random, funny, werid, and slightly insane boy. can make you smile no matter what is going on or how mad you are at him. and will make you cry at the littlest things. he shows equal affection to every girl he knows, and because of that will probably end up breaking your heart. he's a lover not a fighter. but doesnt know how powerful his words can be. he always thinks he's done something wrong or screwed up in some way. he will always keep you wondering what is going on inside his head. and always keep you wondering on whether or not what he's saying is true. you will love and hate him all at the same time. but you will never want to leave him.
matt's so cute, but he'll go godzilla on you!
by shananagans01 February 04, 2010
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If you have a friend called Matt, you are lucky. Teenagers called Matt are people who seem one thing but, there is so much more to him as a person. Matts are usually emotional, and have a big nob. This may lead to an addiction of masturbating. A Matt is muscular and has a great body. They will undoubtedly get all the girls and are charming, sensitive and sexually amazing. They are the content, trustworthy kind who are secretly fucking their teacher in the classroom after school.
Matt: Hey baby you are gorgeous... Wanna shag?
by Gashman101 October 05, 2011
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