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Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
by authOOr February 15, 2007
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The type of person you never want to let go. He will be everything you ever need and want at one point and the next have you crying. TAKE PERCAUTION. Matt also has a great way of making you fall in LOVE with him and once that happens there's no going back.
Yeah sure he's cuteand he'll always make you laugh but Matt is Untameable and beyond Rebellious.
by I miss you... September 25, 2011
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the cute guy with the hazel eyes that never end and who is the sweetest ever.
Matt took me out to go and watch the stars on a clear nite.
by hidden beauty February 27, 2007
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A really awesome guy!!! He's so hot you could bake cookies on him! He is a really funny guy. He always has a great smile and personality!!
Hey here comes Matt, OH SWEET, he is sssoooo cool
by pepsi+J&G=:) July 05, 2011
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A good looking male who has a really sexy exterior with nice eyes but a soft, loving interior who will still away anyones heart. They are usually interested in sweet girls named julia.
Matt is so hot and sweet
by luvluvluvluv January 17, 2012
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A sweet, loving, extremely caring boy. He'll make you fall in love with him in no time. He can get mad easily, but at the end of the day he's always there for you. He has amazing brown hair that wings out at the end, captivating blue eyes that you'll get lost in, and perfect, kissable lips. He's a huge fan of video games, he could play them all day and night, he also loves cats. He's tall and completely adorable. He'll say stuff that will just make you fall in love all over again time after time. He know's how to make a girl feel special. He'll never tell you a lie, he'll be the most truthful person ever and keep all his promises. He might say stuff that hurts you sometimes, a lot, but in the end, its hurts him just as much as it hurts you, and he'll apologize and tell you how he actually feels. He's amazing.
" Matt is the sweetest boy ever! "

" I know! look at his amazing hair <3 "
by dev_cm February 20, 2012
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A big dude. Matt has a dick that is about as tall as mount Everest, and it has the ability to tear 8 asses in one night. This guy goes straight into the pussy because he sucks at foreplay, and he is too cheap to go and get some lube. This results in the pussy being dry, crispy, and juiceless. It just ends up feeling like a cut being split open! Making out with him feels like a small baby fish being shoved into your mouth. Matts are nice in person, but once they go online they become little pervs.
Matt: Hey bro
Lucy: Hey
Matt: I'm gonna stick it in
Lucy: Ouch
by Dongmom February 25, 2017
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