He is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. He also has the most incredible eyes I have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them. Once you get past the eyes, he has these kissable lips to die for and he sure knows how to use them! I am always starving for more.

Matt is this amazing guy. His heart is full of so much love. Once he lets you into his heart there is no escape. If you are that lucky person to get captured, make sure you never let go because he is everything you will ever want.
Matt completes me in more ways than one.
by Red Hot February 05, 2006
a male name usually given to an ugly haired freak with veiny arms
Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!

Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped

Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
by Jesue77 August 19, 2011
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.
by wallythebeerman February 03, 2010
someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
by therod74349 April 27, 2010
someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.
matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.
by laker123 December 13, 2009
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
by Andrichael February 20, 2010
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
by TheChamp123 December 11, 2010
Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
Matthew Watkinson.
by matthew watkinson May 07, 2010
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