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tool,one who runs like a deformed duck with no legs, one who feeds on 3rd graders who roam the playground, one who cant fight a penguin with its flippers caught off and he is known for his goofy walk, big head,horrible skill at lacrosse, looking at himself in the mirror, and checking out mens undercarriages.
picture a boy, he just fell of the grand canyon,hit his face more than 17 and a half times,pooped on his face and landed in a chocolate pudding cup, that would be a matt sinotte
by The great penguin May 04, 2009

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