Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.