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Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
by J Arroz July 24, 2012

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