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An epic night of drinking and drug use which involves both running from the police and car surfing (preferabbly at the same time).
Oh man, last night i pulled such a Matt Crawford!
by oklahoman noisemaker March 25, 2011
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a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys
by mattlovesboys10 March 24, 2011
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