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A condition or affliction pertaining to mild retardation. This condition is often synonymous with an ineptitude to perform menial and mundane tasks such as ‘scanning’ or ‘binding’. Sufferers of this condition often have a beard – See ‘Weirdy with a Beardy’.
Awww man, I feel like such a Matt 'Sully' Sullivan