mallowsexual 

Someone or something that is sexually attracted to marshmallows

"hey that guy's sexxing a marshmallow, he must be mallowsexual"

mallowsexual by yourmotherfromwigan June 2, 2008

matlow

Nick mane for sailor (17-30ish ) in the British Navy (not a submariner).
Tends to spend a lot of time in Plymouth and Portsmouth.
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.

"Dem matlows 'ave arrived"
"Come on 'en Tracy lets get a shag."

matlow by Eva January 7, 2004

dirt in your mallows 

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked

bro, you got dirt in your mallows.

dirt in your mallows by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011

Matkowsky 

1. The definition of "the man"
2. a jerk-off

1. "i fucking love matkowsky"
2. you are one fucking ruthless Matkowsky

Matkowsky by datnigga67 February 11, 2009

Matlowed 

When someone fucks up horribly
ex: Threatening to shoot up a school

Boy 1: You just Matlowed!
Boy 2: I did not fuck up! I did a good job!

Matlowed by Macaroni McDonald The Third May 13, 2018

marlowsexual 

Marlowsexual is not a real sexuality and its mocking LGBTQ+ so if ur marlowsexual go fuck yourself

Someone:Hi im marlowsexual
Me:go fuck yourself

marlowsexual by akafelix June 7, 2021

maslowski 

1. A person who sucks at golf, fantasy football, and most sports.

2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first

1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…

maslowski by CooperHawks August 5, 2021