Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
Girl 2: Thats Mathias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"