What you do if you have a Beautiful Mind

Math can damage your health

by Not-so-bo-ri-ng
September 30, 2003

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Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

by Chazm666
July 22, 2010

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The study of things that are pointless.

2+2=who gives a shit about math

by grgreenhut@Gmail.com
September 13, 2007

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One of the core disciplines within science. The major fields within mathematics are algebra, analysis, number theory, topology, geometry, combinatorics, and logic. Math is concerned with structure, space, change, and quantity.

Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.

Mathematics requires much rigor for writing proofs. Most people are only introduced to mathematics that does not require such rigor. Mathematics is extremely influential in many fields, and, without it, modern society would not be the same - it would be less advanced.

It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and asks: "Will we ever need this stuff in real life?" The professor gently smiles at him and says: "Of course not - if your real life will consist of flipping hamburgers at MacDonald's!"

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

by andrecitito
September 12, 2011

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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone to anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school

c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard

d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK

e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT

d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

by asstitiesasstites
March 16, 2012

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An exclamation of extreme displeasure. Derived from the frustrating school subject of mathematics. Used to replace such derogatory words as: fuck, screw, shit,and damn. Often referred to as the "universal pronoun". It can be used to cover a mistake such as cussing in front of your grannie (no one likes to get their ear pulled) --OH fu-- math!

Oops, I mathed up!

I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.

Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.

I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.

Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.

by Biggs
November 25, 2003

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