2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.
pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro