Top Definition
a sarcastic person. it is hard to tell when this person is being serious. he is also often on crutches due to being a dumbass and jumping down stairs
Bro 1: hey will you do my homework for me?

Bro 2: Yea i love doin other peoples shit for them.

Bro 1: Your such a Mateleska
by your moms fuck buddy September 23, 2009

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