Top Definition
To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.
I saw my sexy ghost maid touching herself, so I went to my room and started mastursobbing.
by Desdem0n February 11, 2013

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