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1. Masturlate
The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.
Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.
2. Masturlate
The act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.
Man I might get fired if I decide to Masturlate before work again, that's the second time this week.
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