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2.
a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.
im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.
by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009
 
1.
1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
by D-Smoov November 30, 2006
 
3.
The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.
Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 28, 2010
 
4.
A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!
Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
by francis p. August 18, 2013
 
5.
the state your in right before you spew semen
me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station
by jizz-master October 25, 2005
 
6.
A euphamism for your hands.
Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...
by Ben-Jammin'101 April 18, 2007