Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
by mandingoe November 07, 2005
The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.
by JelloBello March 30, 2009
the art of pleasure.
I was feeling so horny after i saw that girl fucking on tv, masturbation was in order.
I began to rub.. slowly at first, gradually getting faster, faster, FASTER.. until OH!! OH!! OH FUCK! OH!!
and thus the art of pleasure was done.
by hornyfuckingbiatch March 14, 2009
The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess
by Ripe Cheese July 10, 2008
When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy
tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him
by lollipoppar January 17, 2010
If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!
Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!
by belgyilkos December 29, 2007
the best trick you can do with your hand ever!
sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.
by rallllllllio May 06, 2009
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.



Oh, of course!
by Downstrike September 19, 2006

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