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Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.
by J Boy August 23, 2009
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I USE MASTURBATION AS A STRESS REVLEVER
by Papa 9incher July 09, 2016
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the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly
fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
by Jackroll April 02, 2006
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it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
"Masturbation source of recreation"
by brianna is hot July 21, 2005
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playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)
Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub
by love florida August 21, 2016
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When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory
Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...
by techno_polyglot June 23, 2016
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To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping
Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself
by FluffyMan20 May 09, 2016
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