Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
by mandingoe November 07, 2005
A friendly reminder that ur still single
"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
by Captain NippleFuzz February 17, 2009
Artificial stimulus of genital organs
Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation

by Ryan Gives June 19, 2007
The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.
I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.
by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 17, 2010
something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers
brb gotta go masturbate
by sycop August 12, 2005
The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.
"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"
by Tranchinafy March 26, 2011
Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.
by J Boy August 23, 2009
the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly
fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
by Jackroll April 02, 2006

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