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For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)
Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.
by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009
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The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do.
"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"
by TiCyB July 31, 2006
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somethign to do to pass the time
i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!
by wallis & futuna islands June 07, 2004
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when one gives themselves a boner or orgasem. a male might rub, slap, touch, lick, squeeze, or pinch the penis to cause sperm to come out. females might rub, massage, prob, tickle, or scrape their vagine with an object to get an orgasme. usually results in the penis getting a boner. helps to wear a thong for men to hot hurt their penis.
i totally slapped my penis silly while masturbating.
by globalwarmingfighter July 21, 2008
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when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.
Phil likes masturbating.
by Nick Scott Boire April 16, 2003
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to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
by Jakob Armstrong March 25, 2006
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To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.
After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.
by Johny Hero February 10, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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