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To perform an act of masturbation.
The village idiot was masturbating.
by Root January 20, 2003
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The worlds leading cause of blindness
Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true
by Double D123 May 26, 2008
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17
Bitch let's masturbate.
Friend: I'm here. Me: come in I'm masturbating.
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by Furious Destroyer April 12, 2017
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Having sex with your own hand or even using a fake dick (dildo) in the case of girls (or very messed up guys)... its very pathetic.
John is masturbating every night because he has no hope of ever having actual sex.
by CanHasHaxx February 05, 2009
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Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.
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by Where the frogs February 26, 2017
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