The act of pleasuring oneself sexually. It happens most in males who are unable to quell their sexual desire at any given time.
Joe watched as Lexi walked to the front of the room, her perfect ass shaking back and forth with every step. He felt his penis stiffen. Looking down he saw the bulge in his pants.
Lexi turned and faced the class making her double d cups jiggle. This only perpetuated Joe's hard on. He tried to push it down with his hands but this only made him harder. His penis pushed up against his hands and broke through his flies.
Suddenly Joe looked up and saw that Lexi had her eyes on him. Joe's rod kept growing and he began to shiver.
Lexi began to dance, slowly shaking her hips. As Joe began to drool, Lexi reached down and unbuttoned her pants. In one motion she pulled them down, revealing a pink thong.
Joe's breathing increased as his penis rubbed against the top off his. Lexi pulled her shirt over her head and threw it towards Joe's feet. She was wearing a matching bra. As her eyes focused back on Joe her huge boobs jiggled.
Joe couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed his exposed penis and began to masturbate. He began to moan as he felt his load building up.
By now the entire class had taken notice and gathered around his desk, but Joe couldn't stop. With a few more rubs he ejaculated, spraying shot after shot of hot sperm.
As Joe opened his eyes he saw Lexi, fully clothed, standing in front of him with her hand covering her mouth. She was staring at his penis.
Suddenly he realized he had imagined the entire thing. Frantically he ran to the door and headed for the bathroom.
All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
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What you do when there is nothing to do.
When I woke up in the middle of the night, I took off my clothes and started to masturbate.
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.
2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area.
"His girlfriend was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he masturbated to satiate his thirst for sexual activity"
To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD
or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.
Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it?
Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?
Jane:...is it good?
the process of pleasing yourself sexually.
the old man masturbated until he died.
to increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion
I masturbated and sunk your battleship