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Procrastination by the mean so Masturbation.
Guy#1 You really should stop with that MasturProcrasturbation it's not good for you
Guy#2 But it feels so good!

Mum: =O WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Son: MasturProcrasturbation, now get out... This is awkward!
by Steveeeeeh March 20, 2011

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