Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?
Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.
Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)