Masturbation for professionals.
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate
Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?
The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.
"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.