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A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth. B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude. Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon. |
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A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis. Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget? Girl 1: Yeah. Girl 2: What about him? Girl 1: He's a mastadon. Girl 2: No Way! |
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an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth. (2 guys is a locker room)
Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg? Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg. Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon! |
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