NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)
Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.
by Alejandro M August 22, 2010