Urban Dictionary: Massage the Pineapple

1.	Massage the Pineapple
	Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it. I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio. buy massage the pineapple mugs & shirts masturbate masturbation donkey punch weed ganja marijuana sex rofl lol stfu herb mary jane choke the chicken by Nick Rogers Feb 2, 2009 add a video

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