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The process of neutering a man/boy by mashing his testicles until they resemble a mashed potato like substance.
Johns girlfriend made mashed pa-testicles out of his spuds man.
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term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
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term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 12, 2008
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term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008
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