the most fucked-up school in the history of Mankind
"Welcome to Masconomet Regional High School, emphasize on HIGH"
by Werecoyote January 13, 2004
the act of a male shaving the crack and hole of his hind quarters, despite the anticipated itching that will result when the stubble starts growing out.
Time was running short before the love parade, and my only option was to masco myself.
by PeterWillows February 11, 2010