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Those who are lucky enough to be entitled to the last name Marzak understand that it isn't easy being God's gift to the world and that trying to fit in even though you are better then everyone else, is a lot harder then the average human being would believe. Marzak's are extremely rare, you will know if you meet one because of the uncontrollable shaking that will overcome your body.
And on the seventh day after God had created Adam and had seen the flaws within him, God created "Marzak" to be superior to humans in every way and to guide and show them gift of technology to give this gift in moderation over time.
by J=hub May 25, 2010

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