Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
2. A term of endearment
3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.
2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"
3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"
Also, while crusing, it's an inconspicuous way to ask someone if there up for it.
"Hey, Mary! quit eatan so many donuts, you fat fuck!!"
"Hey Mary, you lookin for a good night?"
Mary: Dear boy, you must have me mistaken. I don't have a lamb nor do I ever intend on getting one.
Person B: Mary, Mary quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
Mary: Terribly, I live in the city. Where do you expect this garden to be?
Person C: Did you have a baby while a virgin, too?
Mary: No, and neither did she.
-We're not dating anymore. And that's Mary, she whored her way into his bed last night.
-Wow, look at that slut dancing on the bar. She's kinda ugly, I bet her name is Mary.
She enjoys annoying people older than her.
She doesn't know the definition of mature.
She also needs to stop trying to get all the attention.
AKA DRAMA QUEEN
Person 2: She's fucking Gigi's boyfriend over there
Person 1: Why would she do that?
Person 2: Because, SHE'S MARY!