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Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.

She is an awkward penguin.

She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.

Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.

Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.

Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 20, 2013
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The best girl a guy could wish for, They dont get any better than her
I would be happy to be with mary as long as possiable
by buthead March 27, 2008
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one who is seemingly innocent.

Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.
person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.
by baisemoi October 08, 2006
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A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She can be clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty. She may not be the prettiest girl out there, but her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Mary should be.
She doesn't dress hipster...she dresses like Mary.
by Joseph Mary's Man September 15, 2011
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The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.

But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.

Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
by Maaary! November 05, 2007
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Dude, she's AMAZING!
Mary is just a chill kind of girl. She likes sports and being outdoors. She can be a bitch. She is beautiful. Great smile. She loves to make people laugh, and she is very good at it. She does not really like it when she gets complements. She is simple. She is happy. She is a badass.
Boy: Mary, you're such a badass

Mary: Dude, i know right?
by Ihleovcortfw. February 14, 2010
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Mary is full of life, witty, and fun...She has a biblical name which suggests one who is holy and pure, but she is actually naughty and nice, mixed into one beautiful package. She keeps you guessing and you always look forward to her presence...she is loyal, true-blue, and forever yours if you keep her mentally stimulated which sets the tone for the rest of the relationship...a definite keeper...
Mary, Mary quite contrary...sugar and spice, and everything nice...
by ChaiChi February 09, 2010
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The most amazing person who was ever conceieved onto this earth.
The girl who does anything to make me smile!

She will take anyones breath away.
Why aren't you breathing? Ohhh, did you meet Mary?
by Kirst. February 10, 2009
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