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49. Mary
Mary: permanent state of pregnancy
omg mary 's preggers again..
1. Mary
one who is seemingly innocent.

Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.
person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Mary?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.
2. mary
The best girl a guy could wish for, They dont get any better than her
I would be happy to be with mary as long as possiable
3. Mary
The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.

But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.

Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
4. Mary
A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She can be clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty. She may not be the prettiest girl out there, but her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Mary should be.
She doesn't dress hipster...she dresses like Mary.
5. Mary
Dude, she's AMAZING!
Mary is just a chill kind of girl. She likes sports and being outdoors. She can be a bitch. She is beautiful. Great smile. She loves to make people laugh, and she is very good at it. She does not really like it when she gets complements. She is simple. She is happy. She is a badass.
Boy: Mary, you're such a badass

Mary: Dude, i know right?
6. Mary
The most amazing person who was ever conceieved onto this earth.
The girl who does anything to make me smile!

She will take anyones breath away.
Why aren't you breathing? Ohhh, did you meet Mary?
7. Mary
Mary is full of life, witty, and fun...She has a biblical name which suggests one who is holy and pure, but she is actually naughty and nice, mixed into one beautiful package. She keeps you guessing and you always look forward to her presence...she is loyal, true-blue, and forever yours if you keep her mentally stimulated which sets the tone for the rest of the relationship...a definite keeper...
Mary, Mary quite contrary...sugar and spice, and everything nice...
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