A sexual act consisting of inserting an umbrella into your partner's vagina, and then opening it.
That bitch wanted to use a ball-stretcher on me, so I gave her a Mary Poppins to show her what it was like!
by Honkey Kong October 11, 2007
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1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."
"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."
by Christoper M Norton January 09, 2006
the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
by Dawn Frost July 18, 2005
A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.
Mike shoves an umbrella down Paul's Throat

Mike: Thats for not selling me your Reading Railroad Bitch! You just got a Mary Poppins!

Paul: (Says nothing because he just got Mary Poppins-ed"
by xwasteofdeathx September 25, 2007
At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.
Hey Bob, Jamarius has given Caitlin so many Mary Poppins that she has now three cavities.
by Ross Procick February 14, 2009
To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening
I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!

You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!
by GodsFavoriteHonkey April 16, 2009
A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.
She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.

I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.
by doubledotted October 29, 2010
Mary Poppins is a strain of cannabis created and cultivated by Mykilo Sosa, an activist and connoisseur who currently resides in Northern Indiana. Its true genetics remain a secret, but there are elements of Hashplant (Sensi Seeds), LSD Lifesaver x Deisel Sour(Bog Seed Co.), and various others Mr. Sosa has grown in the past.
Mr. Sosa, why do you call this particular strain of cannabis Mary Poppins?
Well, because its that super-cali-fragilistic-expiali-doja; like some of that real Cali shit!
by Qorn36 December 02, 2010

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