|1.||Mary Magdalen Fetish|
The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.
Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"
Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."