-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator
-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love
-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)
-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society
Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.